I'm a son of a bitch

I was born in Mississippi on August 2, 2006
They named me Caleb, but I often heard them call me Miss Marked, which was confusing because I knew right away that I was a boy.
Right after Thanksgiving I took my first ride in a car to meet a lady from Louisiana.
She took an immediate liking of me (I'm after all drop dead gorgeous, aren't I?) and I went home with her and her driver. By the time we arrived to New Orleans, I knew my name was Cholo.